A Play About Cottaging, The Victimless 'Crime'
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With a clear departure from other plays that dealt with specific political themes challenging patriarchy, religion and psychiatry this play dealt with sexual conduct between men in a public setting. Cottaging was a risky business because of the danger of police entrapment leading to public exposure in the courts and possible ruin with the loss of friends, family, reputation and jobs. Several gay men from the community had been the victims of police entrapment, arrest and prosecution. The unjustness of being convicted of a 'criminal offence' in which there were no victims and the dangers and pleasures involved in cottaging are the main themes in the play. The play also challenged, in a comedic way, the notion that cottaging was giving respectable homosexuals a bad name with a fantasy piece about an unsuccessful attempt by local authorities to provide purpose built facilities against the tawdriness of decay and rot.
The scenery was designed to resemble the interior of a cottage complete with stained urinals and brick walls and the play opens with men engaging silently in furtive sexual encounters. Ambulance man John Aston, in the next scene, puts up with male chauvinist 'banter' about poofs and women from his workmates who regard him as a 'wibbly wobbly' liberal. He is married with children and later interrogated by the police for cottaging. As a result of public exposure he loses his job, his wife and children. In another scene 'council' people at the entrance and inside a cottage, like canvassers for charitable causes, fail to persuade the inhabitants to improve facilities. They much prefer the atmospherics of a 'forty watt bulb' , peeling walls and the frisson of danger in a comedy of errors where the council people are at first mistaken for the police and later propositioned for sex. A cottager is castigated for bringing left wing politics into the place with the retort that "What I do in bed has nothing to do with whether I vote Conservative or Labour. I've even been to bed with a member of the Revolutionary Communist Party of Great Britain." The courtroom scene is a travesty of justice with the judge clearly biased against the defendant.
The play was a confused mixture of different perspectives on cottaging and the script was obviously the work of several hands. Though there were some very moving speeches in the play from the person caught cottaging and some very good songs it could be argued that the play made light of a serious subject given people's lives were ruined by public exposure and a criminal record. Even so the boat was pushed out by insisting that cottaging was a legitimate activity to engage in and that convictions for gross indecency were cruel and unjust.
Recently after a long campaign the Good Law Project and Terry Stewart, a former member of the Brixton Gay Community, overturned the sentences of thousands of gay men convicted over the years and police records will be removed though unfortunately too late for those that have died.
Songs
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I saw you standing in the doorway
I saw you passing through the light
I felt you standing at my shoulder
I want to touch you, feel you touching me.
You were standing there for minutes
Time was sliding on ice
I saw the movement in your fingers
I want to touch you, feel you touching me.
Not for a decade or for a life time
Not for a day not for an hour
It's enough for me this moment
To hold you, to have you pressing your body in mine.
To feel you hand in motion
Subtle pressures on my thigh
Heated veins and swelling as I touched you
As I feel you touching me
Although I don't know you
I didn't have to see your face
To know of your expression
As I touch you, as I feel you touching me
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Wake up and live
Come on along and Cottage
It's really fun
No matter what the time is
Morning or evening
Come on along and give it a whirl
Don't be afraid
We've got a Council look-out
Warning of cops before
They've time to get their book out
Don't hesitate now
You'll find it great now
To live
- have a wank while you piss -
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Come out of your shell
Hey fellar
Find your place in the stalls
Come out of your shell
Enjoy it
Wanking is fun
So what the hell
Whoever you are
Wherever you're going
Traveling on BR*
Or just going trolling
Don't give the piss hole a miss
Join the queue for any loo
Grab your share of bliss
*British Rail
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Come out of your shell
Get wanking
Find yourself a nice loo
Don't stand there and wait
Get wanking
Ignore all those bores
Who're just in to urinate
If you have the time
Just go into a closet
Wave to the man
With whom you wish to share it
Grab him and give him a hug
You'll me just as cosy
As a bug in a rug
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I didn't know his name
He never dared to say
But he came cruisin' here
Most every working day
I guess he had a wife
I guess a family
I was just glad he found
Something to love in me
And Christ this morning's cold
I guess that it's over now
There'll be other men
Other times to find them
Another cottage door
But I'll recall the time when
We'd smile without a word
My fingers feel his skin
My tongue inside his mouth
His cock shoves gently in
And Christ this morning's cold
I guess that it's over now
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We're having a party in the cottage tonight
We've got all the booze so turn on the light
He's got the jelly, I've got the cake
They'll be rockin' in the cottage
Shake jelly shake.
We're having a party in the cottage tonight
We've got all the booze so turn on the light
We're tire of the hiding, the fear and the shame
We're all coming out and staking our claim
It's our cottage (repeat 3 times)
And we love it
To hell with the laws
To hell with the pigs
If we stand together
We'll be so big